Asshat parking: Snowy Mall Lot Level

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/14/2013 at 17:21 • Filed to: asshats, snow, ass hat, asshat parking

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Takuro Spirit
12/14/2013 at 17:30

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I'm bet they parked when there was snow on the ground and not many cars around.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Takuro Spirit
12/14/2013 at 17:30

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Oh wow! That's a new level of asshat! Speaking of asshat people at the mall... I was out shopping with a friend today and the car in front of us in the parking lot decided to stop and wait for these people to pull out...who had not even gotten into their car yet. Also we had people behind us so we couldn't just back out. I had to almost forcibly restrain my friend from going out and kicking someone's ass (Though at about minute 4 I was about ready to let her go and join her). We ended up sitting there for FIVE MINUTES!


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
12/14/2013 at 17:35

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Yeah, but then asshats surrounded him. Her. What the fuck were they thinking???


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Anon
12/14/2013 at 17:37

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That's why I shop online.

I fucking HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE people that do that.

Or the ones who ARE leaving, but take way too fucking long to get in their car and get going, or new GM cars who's reverse lights come on when you unlock the doors, so you THINK they are leaving, and sit there waiting like an asshat.


Kinja'd!!! Destructive Tester > Takuro Spirit
12/14/2013 at 17:43

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This is a seasonal occurrence at work. Even though you can't see the lines, I'm pretty sure that nobody in the world (with any kind of civilized driving) ever self parks three cars deep ...


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > Takuro Spirit
12/14/2013 at 17:46

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This is where not giving a fuck about my bumper comes in to play.


Kinja'd!!! RafelX > Takuro Spirit
12/14/2013 at 18:03

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This is a tough call. Judging by the snow, it looks like the CRV and Saturn parked first. Though the Saturn could have pulled up more, I say the Equinox is the asshat.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Anon
12/15/2013 at 00:35

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While I sympathize, Alex... tough shit.

You may have been incensed, but you were most certainly not wronged nor was there any law in violation which would justify your outrage.

I park, at work, every day. I parallel park and in doing witness such a profusion of moving violations as a result that I have little to no sympathy for those whose time is so important they'll fly in the face of legality with utter disregard.

Not saying you did that because you clearly didn't, but when the car in front of you is parking, waiting to park or allowing a vehicle in front of them to exit a space, in a lot or on the road, that vehicle has the right of way. Those behind the vehicle are not entitled to enter the opposing traffic lane, nor are they entitled to drive past the parking vehicle (oh so often missing my reversing front clip by inches)...

... they were rude about it, no question. Five minutes is ridiculous. Two minutes is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. But, people do ridiculous shit around this time of year and I'll take ridiculous over dangerous and/or illegal any day of the season.

Just my opinion, and you know I'm on your side.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Lets Just Drive
12/15/2013 at 00:47

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Oh I was exaggerating! lol I'm not going to go out and beat someone up over that!


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Anon
12/15/2013 at 00:53

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I know. And I wasn't chiding. Though, I guess it sounded that way. Sorry!


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Lets Just Drive
12/15/2013 at 01:00

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Oh no, you're good.